A Lamp And Some Wheat Paste

Alexander the Great was reported to have said, "Had I not been Alexander, I should have liked to be Diogenes."

Once, while Diogenes was sunning himself, Alexander came up to him and offered to grant him any request.

"Stand out of my light," he replied.

When asked why he went about with a lamp in broad daylight, Diogenes professed, "I am looking for an honest man."

I saw an advertisement posted on a news box last night, and it struck me as part of a blessed breed - unintentionally honest. It said:

Injury Benefits Lawyers

Read it to yourelf; It's all in the inflection.

How true. I guess this is a salve to all my tort-reform friends.